jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
why is this still circulating
Because it’s brilliant.
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
If you say “nevermind” to me I will actually worry about it for the rest of my life
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
I’m trying out new things with these collages :)
*sees attractive boy*
*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*